The meaning of Bird Poop

I haven’t been sleeping particularly well lately, likely due to the stress of everything in my life in upheaval (again or still, I’m not sure which). It’s a choice though, so I really do try not to stress over it too much, rather I’m just trying to focus and get it done one step at a time.

I’ve been staying up too late, sleeping in too late, napping in the afternoons or evenings … all a vicious circle that ends up with me staying up too late and starting the cycle over again. The good news is, I DO sleep which I think is better than insomnia which would drive me completely insane!

So, over the weekend during one of my sleep-in mornings, I woke up and could actually remember a dream that I had. It doesn’t happen very often, but occasionally it does. Let me paint the scene for you (of the bits I can remember).

I was driving around in a four door red car, probably speeding … I seemed to be in a bit of a hurry. I was heading to someone’s house to check on it. Whose house and what I was checking for, I have no idea. When I got to the house I didn’t drive in the driveway like a normal person, I drove through the neighbours driveway, around the back of the house on the grass and then parked in the driveway. The house was white with paint a bit tattered. I got out of the car and headed to the main door (on the side by the driveway). The door was to my right and to the left, along the driveway was a fairly large hedge. It was nearly perfectly manicured and just about my height (5’5″). In between the house and the hedge was a patch of grass and there were about 20 hens huddled around. Yes folks, hens. I never said my dream wasn’t weird! As I stop and look at the hens I remember noticing how beautiful the golden hour (near sunset) sun light was on them making their brownish red feathers shine rich with colour. Then, I felt bird’s feet on my head. A bird (not a hen) had stepped off the hedge and on to my head. I was startled, but completely calm.

And then … you guessed it …
He opened up and let it ALL go. Not just one little plop of a poop! I think he had been saving up for days (or had eaten something he wasn’t supposed to).

I was covered in shit. Still calm (and smelly), I walked to the door of the house with the bird on my head. When I got to the door, he stepped off my head and on to a beam near the door. I didn’t look up at him. I unlocked the door to the house that I was checking on and stepped into the house.

And that, is all I remember.

Now, I have had the unfortunate incident of being pooped on by a real bird before. Luckily it was one little plop and it hit my shorts, not my head. But I’ve never dreamed about being pooped on.

So, after two days of still being able to remember the dream so vividly, I decided to look up the meaning. I mean surely other people had been pooped on by birds in their dreams before, right?

HA HA HA this makes me laugh because it really is so ridiculous. However, it’s true. There is meaning behind this dream. And, what it means was so incredibly pertinent to my current life situation that I was floored and felt I needed to share it.

The below explanation is directly from http://www.gotohoroscope.com/txt/dream-dictionary-bird-poop.html

“To see birds at all in your dream symbolizes your goals and aspirations in life. Because birds have wings, we associate great things with them. We see them high in the sky and think that one day we would like to be up there too, or at least high on the scale of life. Because birds represent all of the different directions in life that we hope to go to, it is understandable that bird poop represents a certain taunting of that goal. When you really want to get to a certain area in life, it can often seem as if it is taunting you. You keep getting closer, but are never quite able to grasp it. In other words, dreaming of bird poop suggests that you feel you are just out of reach of some of the opportunities that will eventually lead you to where you ultimately want to go in life.

Sometimes to dream of bird poop suggests all of the trials and tribulations you will have to go through in order to achieve your goals. You are trying to reach all of these complex and large goals, but you are unable to because of certain things that keep cropping up and getting in your way. A good example of this might be a promotion you are trying to achieve by impressing your boss and working hard hours. However, you have family obligations that prevent you from being able to do all of the work necessary to achieve your promotion. In this case all of those other responsibilities that you have preventing you from achieving your goals are represented by the bird poop. Do you have a lot of different responsibilities that keep you from achieving your goals? Then this may be why you are dreaming of bird poop.

Another reason you could possibly be dreaming of bird poop is because you feel as if small annoyances in your life are taking away from you overall enjoyment of other things in life. There is nothing more annoying than birds pooping right on your windshield when you are driving down the road. And even though it does not stop you from being able to drive, it is still very annoying. And you may find it hard to really get the bird poop off of your mind until you get it cleaned. You are in the middle of striving for a larger goal but small annoyances keep cropping up and stopping you from being able to enjoy what you are doing. This is a very possible interpretation of bird poop as a dream symbol. A final reason that people dream of bird poop may have something to do with the whiteness of the poop. It symbolizes all of the bad that is contained within the good in your life. With all good there is a little bit of bad to go along with it.”

Interesting isn’t it?
Now, let’s just hope it doesn’t happen in real life. I don’t look forward to the clean up!

2 thoughts on “The meaning of Bird Poop

  1. I had a somewhat of a similar dream. I was driving around in a sporty little red car and I got out because I saw my mom. While we were talking a bird pooped in the right side of my head. Not a lot though. The funny part is that I was trying to put it on snapchat but the app wouldn’t allow me. The bit suggesting that the dream is referring to feeling close to something, yet it is still out of grasp is so very true for me right now. I graduated from University last year and have been applying to jobs since. I’ve only just starting to get interviews, but nothing has locked in just yet. Thangs for it sharing!

    1. Thanks for reading and sharing your story Ashley! I find it amazing that people can have dreams with such similarities … and our need to track down the answers to what they mean! Reading this reminded me that I can’t remember any dreams recently. Now I need to search for why I’m not remembering my dreams! All the best with the job search and interviews. I’m sure the right one will come along any day now. Likely three at once and you’ll have the great fortune of being able to choose!

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